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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,277thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,782nd
The Principauté of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Foreign Affairs Apparatus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population4.877 billion

LeaderPrince Aleister
FaithThelema Libera


The Principauté of Thelemite is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince Aleister with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.877 billion Thelemites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoaxford. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thelemic economy, worth 566 trillion kosons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,168 kosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Prince Aleister holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thelemite's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thelema Libera.

Thelemite is ranked 207,884th in the world and 11th in Kogaion for Most Primitive, scoring -205.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,277thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,782ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,009thNicest Citizens: 16,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,651stMost Developed: 18,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,732ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,778thMost Inclusive: 19,642ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,545thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,213thMost Efficient Economies: 21,506thHighest Food Quality: 21,745thMost Cultured: 21,794thMost Average: 22,272nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

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