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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,863rdMost Secular: 3,894thNudest: 7,557th
The Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
27/30
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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Thelad Sanctuary

Population5.288 billion

Currencycredit
Animalgalakryzer

The Colony of Thelad Sanctuary is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.288 billion Thelad Sanctuaryians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The powerhouse Thelad Sanctuaryian economy, worth 655 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,941 credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, surveillance cameras are banned, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thelad Sanctuary's national animal is the galakryzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thelad Sanctuary is ranked 89,918th in the world and 37th in Geimugyoukai for Most Stationary, with 503.3639834024 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,863rdMost Secular: 3,894thNudest: 7,557thLargest Black Market: 13,640thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,583rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,290thLargest Mining Sector: 18,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,050th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Thelad Sanctuary, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.

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