by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,598th Most Secular: 8,483rd Safest: 9,756th
The People's Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Justice, Peace, Equality
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The People's Serene Republic of Theinni is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Than Shwe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.051 billion Theinnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hsenwi City. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Theinnian economy, worth 193 trillion Kyats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,482 Kyats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned from built-up areas, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theinni's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theinni is ranked 52,221st in the world and 2,499th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,784.91 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Influential: 1,598thTop
Most Secular: 8,483rdSafest: 9,756thMost Cultured: 9,796thLowest Crime Rates: 9,809thHealthiest Citizens: 10,686thMost Inclusive: 13,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,791st
Lowest Crime Rates: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 448th in the regionSafest: 460th in the regionMost Secular: 472nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 538th in the regionMost Influential: 542nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 656th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 761st in the region

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