by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,532ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,570th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
My way or the Highway
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.624 billion


AnimalBrahma Bull

The Armed Republic of Theimpaler is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.624 billion TheImpalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theimpalerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,129 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theimpaler's national animal is the Brahma Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Theimpaler is ranked 214,703rd in the world and 6,763rd in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -33.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,532ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,570thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,565thBest Weather: 4,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,631stMost Influential: 4,880thLowest Crime Rates: 5,024thMost Secular: 5,058thHealthiest Citizens: 5,335thMost Developed: 6,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,474thRudest Citizens: 6,852ndMost Cultured: 6,871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,299thSmartest Citizens: 7,571stNudest: 7,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,865thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,638thHighest Food Quality: 10,380thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,945thLargest Black Market: 11,325thLargest Retail Industry: 13,595thMost Efficient Economies: 15,449thHighest Economic Output: 15,570thLargest Governments: 15,870thHighest Average Incomes: 16,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,344th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rd in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionMost Secular: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 251st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Developed: 270th in the regionNudest: 288th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 293rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 304th in the regionMost Cultured: 319th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 330th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 377th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 415th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 418th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 496th in the regionMost Stationary: 520th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 522nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 572nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 629th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 643rd in the region

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