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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,269thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,272nd
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
My way or the Highway
Leader
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Theimpaler

Population8.01 billion

LeaderLeader
FaithAgnostic

CurrencyBuck
AnimalBrahma Bull

The Armed Republic of Theimpaler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.01 billion TheImpalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theimpalerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,623 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theimpaler's national animal is the Brahma Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Theimpaler is ranked 21,361st in the world and 991st in Osiris for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.66 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,269thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,519thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,240thBest Weather: 4,343rdMost Influential: 4,586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,145thMost Secular: 5,250thMost Developed: 6,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,362ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,411thMost Cultured: 7,450thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,536thRudest Citizens: 7,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,792ndSmartest Citizens: 8,153rdNudest: 8,505thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,948thLargest Black Market: 11,417thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,414thLargest Governments: 16,374thMost Efficient Economies: 16,376thHighest Economic Output: 16,860thHighest Average Incomes: 17,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,898thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,361st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 225th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 369th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 369th in the regionRudest Citizens: 372nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 391st in the regionNudest: 394th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 464th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 542nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 568th in the regionMost Stationary: 633rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 683rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 749th in the regionMost Average: 770th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 825th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Theimpaler was endorsed by The Queendom of The Great Lechuga.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Theimpaler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
  • : Theimpaler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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