The Holy Kaiserreich of TheGoldenEmpireGermany is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commander Arminus the Holy with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.522 billion germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Golden City of Munich. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The powerhouse golden economy, worth 144 trillion german golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 94,792 german golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheGoldenEmpireGermany's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is kaiserism.

TheGoldenEmpireGermany is ranked 63,653^rd in the world and 7^th in The Northern Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,792.11 Standard Monetary Units.