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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,874thMost Devout: 6,186thMost Primitive: 6,195th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Theepuble Eose

Population378 million

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Animalfalcon

The Protectorate of Theepuble Eose is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 378 million Theepuble Eoseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The very strong Theepuble Eosean economy, worth 33.1 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,677 marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, vaccinations are mandatory, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theepuble Eose's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Theepuble Eose is ranked 208,151st in the world and 179th in Refugia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 22.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,874thMost Devout: 6,186thMost Primitive: 6,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,695thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,604thTop
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Most Avoided: 11,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,905thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,965thFattest Citizens: 17,383rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,743rdMost Authoritarian: 20,071stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,704th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, Theepuble Eose is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Theepuble Eose, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.

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