Population | 7.809 billion |
Capital | Zoa |
Currency | euro |
Animal | raccoon |
The Colony of Thedzoairos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.809 billion Thedzoairosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoa. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thedzoairosian economy, worth 976 trillion euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,990 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The Thedzoairosian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and Thedzoairosian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoairos's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Thedzoairos is ranked 208,036th in the world and 176th in Resuscitation for Most Stationary, with 38.87739178512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Thedzoairos relocated from Frontier Warzone to Resuscitation.
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Frontier Warzone rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Thedzoairos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Thedzoairos resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Frontier Warzone rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Thedzoairos relocated from LunarPunk to Frontier Warzone.