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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,711thMost Armed: 9,713th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Thedzoairos

Population7.809 billion

CapitalZoa

Currencyeuro
Animalraccoon

The Colony of Thedzoairos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.809 billion Thedzoairosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoa. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoairosian economy, worth 976 trillion euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,990 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Thedzoairosian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and Thedzoairosian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoairos's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thedzoairos is ranked 208,036th in the world and 176th in Resuscitation for Most Stationary, with 38.87739178512 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,711thMost Armed: 9,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,329thLargest Black Market: 13,393rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,513thMost Cultured: 19,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,912thMost Developed: 21,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,593rdLargest Mining Sector: 23,033rdLargest Governments: 24,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,708thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,613thMost Patriotic: 28,361stHighest Food Quality: 29,016thLowest Crime Rates: 29,698th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the region

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