The Colony of Thedzoa is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.176 billion Thedzoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoan economy, worth 836 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,456 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Thedzoans teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, diaper sales are up, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thedzoa is ranked 22,672^nd in the world and 316^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,982.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.