The Socialist Republic of Thebeytopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pinco Pallo with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.752 billion Thebeytopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebe. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thebeytopian economy, worth 668 trillion Thebyan dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,140 Thebyan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thebeytopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thebeytopia is ranked 269,904^th in the world and 1,135^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.