The Big Ding Dong of Thebeytopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pinco Pallo with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.606 billion Thebeytopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebe. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thebeytopian economy, worth 407 trillion Thebyan dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,920 Thebyan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Pinco Pallo has been nicknamed 'Robomop', orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thebeytopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thebeytopia is ranked 31,112^th in the world and 429^th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.99 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.