by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,419thMost Pacifist: 3,676th
The Big Ding Dong of
Left-wing Utopia
Idk why I chose the EU flag, lol
Pinco Pallo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.606 billion

LeaderPinco Pallo

CurrencyThebyan dollar

The Big Ding Dong of Thebeytopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pinco Pallo with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.606 billion Thebeytopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebe. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thebeytopian economy, worth 407 trillion Thebyan dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,920 Thebyan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Pinco Pallo has been nicknamed 'Robomop', orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thebeytopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thebeytopia is ranked 31,112th in the world and 429th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.99 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 3,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,419thMost Pacifist: 3,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,487thBest Weather: 4,657thSafest: 4,739thMost Influential: 5,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,974thNicest Citizens: 6,445thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,839thHealthiest Citizens: 6,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,787thMost Inclusive: 8,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,261stHighest Food Quality: 10,588thSmartest Citizens: 11,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,460thMost Developed: 12,845thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,214thLargest Governments: 15,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,685thLowest Crime Rates: 16,292ndMost Secular: 16,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,412th
Least Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 72nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionNudest: 83rd in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 118th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the region

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