by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,687thLargest Mining Sector: 10,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,077th
The Unplanned Variable of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Violence is the question, and the answer is yes.
Minister of Entertainment
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population809 million

LeaderVikentiy Morozov

CurrencyTheberstani Dollar
AnimalPolar bear

The Unplanned Variable of Theberstan is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Vikentiy Morozov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 809 million Theberstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuzmingrad. The average income tax rate is 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Theberstani economy, worth 93.1 trillion Theberstani Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,026 Theberstani Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theberstan's national animal is the Polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theberstan is ranked 20,466th in the world and 51st in First World Order for Most Corrupt Governments, with 63.14 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,687thLargest Mining Sector: 10,837thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,971stMost Influential: 13,085thMost Devout: 13,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,728thLowest Crime Rates: 17,552ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,466thMost Developed: 21,775th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the region

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