by Max Barry

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The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
Long live the King!
Chieftain Vercingetorix
Influence
Superpower
Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Theatvols Ord

Population1.254 billion

LeaderChieftain Vercingetorix

CurrencyEuro
Animalemu

The Dominion of Theatvols Ord is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chieftain Vercingetorix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.254 billion Theatvolans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Theatvols Ordian economy, worth 78.2 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,353 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theatvols Ord's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theatvols Ord is ranked 51,292nd in the world and 1st in Great Commonwealth of the Midgard for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,740.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Theatvols Ord was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, bizarre-looking creatures called 'emudogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.

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