by Max Barry

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The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
Long live the King!
Chieftain Vercingetorix
Influence
Superpower
Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Theatvols Ord

Population1.595 billion

LeaderChieftain Vercingetorix

CurrencyEuro
Animalemu

The Dominion of Theatvols Ord is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chieftain Vercingetorix with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.595 billion Theatvolans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The strong Theatvols Ordian economy, worth 97.4 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 61,050 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theatvols Ord's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theatvols Ord is ranked 121,594th in the world and 4th in Great Commonwealth of the Midgard for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, Chieftain Vercingetorix's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Theatvols Ord, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.

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