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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,427thMost Devout: 1,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,158th
The Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Rav-Pope-Guru-Caliph Adam DCLXVI
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Theatrical Theists

Population7.19 billion

CapitalNew Jerusalem
LeaderRav-Pope-Guru-Caliph Adam DCLXVI

AnimalHoly Lamb

The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rav-Pope-Guru-Caliph Adam DCLXVI with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.19 billion Theatrical Theists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.

The Theatrically Theistic economy, worth 318 trillion Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 44,260 Shekels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,521 per year while the poor average 4,462, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, pet rocks are sold by the pound, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Theatrical Theists's national animal is the Holy Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Televangelism.

Theatrical Theists is ranked 16,346th in the world and 8th in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 2,824.71 milliStalins.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,427thMost Devout: 1,688thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,158thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,136thMost Primitive: 7,141stMost Conservative: 9,245thLargest Black Market: 9,810thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,268thMost Avoided: 10,673rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 16,346thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,791st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the region

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