The Most Serene Republic of Theat ble Asialica is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 681 million Romani enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Romani economy, worth 73.5 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,957 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theat ble Asialica's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theat ble Asialica is ranked 200,773^rd in the world and 1,219^th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 283.41 milliStalins.