The Most Serene Federal Republic of Theat ble Asialica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Stefanos Priscides with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.904 billion Romani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Romani economy, worth 190 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,834 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theat ble Asialica's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Byzantine Orthdoxy.

Theat ble Asialica is ranked 11,110^th in the world and 209^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,467.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.