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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 903rd Most Primitive: 4,029th Largest Retail Industry: 8,832nd
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Imimoya iyasihola, imimoya iyasiqapha.
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Zulu Kingdom

Population344 million

CurrencyZulu rand
AnimalAfrican Forest Elephant

The Kingdom of The Zulu Kingdom is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 344 million Zulus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zulu economy, worth 20.3 trillion Zulu rand a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,907 Zulu rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across The Zulu Kingdom, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Zulu Kingdom's national animal is the African Forest Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Zulu Kingdom is ranked 121,679th in the world and 5,477th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 29.25 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 903rdTop
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Most Primitive: 4,029thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 8,832ndMost Pacifist: 12,785thNicest Citizens: 14,087thBest Weather: 14,511thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,592nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 154th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 411th in the regionNicest Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 432nd in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 500th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 645th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 673rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Cultured: 696th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 697th in the regionMost Inclusive: 707th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across The Zulu Kingdom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zulu Kingdom, it's always rabbit season.
  • : The Zulu Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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