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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,121stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,771st
The Incorporated States of
Left-Leaning College State
Just your friendly neighbourhood pub!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Yawning Asshole

Population356 million



The Incorporated States of The Yawning Asshole is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 356 million Yawning Assholeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barztül. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The very strong Yawning Assholean economy, worth 29.7 trillion Peanuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,392 Peanuts, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. The Yawning Asshole's national animal is the Alcoholic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Yawning Asshole is ranked 40,578th in the world and 841st in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 80.68 Years.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,121stTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,771stMost Inclusive: 15,914thBest Weather: 19,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,306thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,747th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 311th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 336th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Influential: 384th in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 397th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 399th in the regionBest Weather: 413th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 463rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 473rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 474th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 493rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 511th in the region

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