by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,322nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,694th Largest Mining Sector: 2,217th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Millions and Millions Repressed
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The World Slave Farm

Population4.482 billion

CapitalThe Slave Collective
LeaderBadass McGraw
Faitha major religion


The Oppressed Peoples of The World Slave Farm is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Badass McGraw with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.482 billion World Slave Farmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Slave Collective. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The very strong World Slave Farmian economy, worth 528 trillion slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 117,825 slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most academic research has ground to a halt, the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The World Slave Farm's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

The World Slave Farm is ranked 12,686th in the world and 17th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,623.01 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,322ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,694thLargest Mining Sector: 2,217thNudest: 2,866thFattest Citizens: 2,877thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,230thMost Conservative: 4,075thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,133rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,324thMost Primitive: 4,603rdMost Avoided: 5,633rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,065thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,065thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,504thLargest Black Market: 8,912thMost Authoritarian: 10,210thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,687thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,686thLowest Crime Rates: 14,902nd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the region

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