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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,371stMost Influential: 3,834thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,826th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
For the Fatherland and Mother nature
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The Wolatedin

Population618 million



The Republic of The Wolatedin is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 618 million Wolatedinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekaham. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wolatedinian economy, worth 47.8 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,356 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", refugees from other nations are flocking to The Wolatedin's border, and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Wolatedin's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Wolatedin is ranked 117,716th in the world and 5,017th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,544.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,371stTop
Most Influential: 3,834thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,826thNicest Citizens: 14,777thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16,577thMost Inclusive: 17,390thHighest Food Quality: 21,714thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,633rdMost Cultured: 24,096thSmartest Citizens: 25,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,592nd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 758th in the regionNicest Citizens: 814th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 836th in the regionNudest: 876th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 879th in the regionMost Inclusive: 988th in the regionMost Influential: 990th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,129th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,140th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,158th in the region

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