by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Advanced Public Transport: 33rdMost Subsidized Industry: 85thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 141st
The Most Glorious Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We will find salvation! Eventually. Probably.
Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers

Population15.432 billion

LeaderGlorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief
FaithOrthodox Alcoholism


The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.432 billion Comrades are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist economy, worth a remarkable 7,424 trillion Rubbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 481,113 Rubbles, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the nation excels at displacement, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's national animal is the Drunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Alcoholism.

The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is ranked 1,160th in the world and 50th in Balder for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.31 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 33rdMost Subsidized Industry: 85thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 141stLargest Mining Sector: 165thLargest Black Market: 169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thMost Corrupt Governments: 266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 385thHighest Average Incomes: 390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 546thMost Advanced Public Education: 623rdLargest Governments: 738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 748thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 754thLowest Crime Rates: 800thHighest Economic Output: 999thMost Efficient Economies: 1,030thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,192ndMost Patriotic: 1,449thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,716thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,208thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,280thMost Developed: 2,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,907thSmartest Citizens: 6,809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,879thHealthiest Citizens: 7,585thMost Secular: 10,320thTop
Most Conservative: 14,874thLargest Populations: 16,491stMost Authoritarian: 20,281st
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 100th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 347th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 383rd in the regionMost Secular: 485th in the regionMost Conservative: 497th in the regionRudest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts