The Secret Order of The Wist is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doranis Elforana with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 7.515 billion Wistians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasaria. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Wistian economy, worth 287 trillion units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,238 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doranis Elforana has just been declared ruler of The Wist in an international press conference, Wistianism has been named as The Wist's national religion, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and Rasaria's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Wist's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wistianism.

The Wist is ranked 162,151^st in the world and 1^st in Witchcraft for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.96 law-abiding acts per hour.