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Most Patriotic: 897thHighest Poor Incomes: 953rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 985th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Rome is the city of echoes, the city of illusions, and
Emperor Constantine
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Western Roman Empjre

Population6.671 billion

CapitalRome
LeaderEmperor Constantine
FaithLatinisiaa

CurrencyDenarius
Animalpanther

The Empire of The Western Roman Empjre is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.671 billion Romans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,851 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Western Roman Empjre's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Latinisiaa.

The Western Roman Empjre is ranked 6,425th in the world and 1st in Rome for Smartest Citizens, with 114.5 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 897thHighest Poor Incomes: 953rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 985thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 996thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,369thLowest Crime Rates: 1,498thHealthiest Citizens: 1,597thHighest Average Incomes: 1,688thLargest Black Market: 1,742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,814thLargest Mining Sector: 2,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,482ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,569thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,870thMost Efficient Economies: 2,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,978thMost Devout: 3,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,606thLargest Governments: 3,763rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,247thMost Developed: 4,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,368thHighest Food Quality: 4,947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,331stMost Cultured: 5,429thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,799thMost Inclusive: 5,803rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,002ndSmartest Citizens: 6,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,004thHighest Economic Output: 8,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,016thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,411thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,975thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,827thLargest Retail Industry: 17,393rdMost Authoritarian: 17,796th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Western Roman Empjre, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.

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