The Empire of The Weeb Empire is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 777 million Weebs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Village Hidden In The Leaves. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving A Weeb economy, worth 55.8 trillion Glory Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,806 Glory Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Village Hidden In The Leaves, the The Weeb Empire Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Weeb Empire's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Weeb Empire is ranked 44,149^th in the world and 1,403^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,360.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.