The Republic of The Warrior Tribe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Duke Nuke with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.612 billion Warrior Tribeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor city. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Warrior Tribean economy, worth 218 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,734 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Warrior Tribe as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Warrior Tribe's national animal is the Emperor Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

The Warrior Tribe is ranked 33,313^th in the world and 5^th in North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 45.93 quips per hour.