The I Am So Mature Nation of The Wahs II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Toddler with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.928 billion Wahs IIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wahs IIian economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion Wahs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,822 Wahs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, government debts are financed through alchemy, and Toddler makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Wahs II's national animal is the Wah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mother Goose.

The Wahs II is ranked 48,658^th in the world and 494^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.57 law-abiding acts per hour.