The Commonwealth of The Vistula is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emil Sikorski with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.754 billion Vistulans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torun. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vistulan economy, worth 888 trillion Czerwonies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,496 Czerwonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, Vistulans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vistula's national animal is the Silver Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Vistula was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Tachycardia.
- : The Vistula was endorsed by The Federation of Napnomadia.
- : The Vistula was endorsed by The Federal Commonwealth of Technocratic-european Countries.
- : Following new legislation in The Vistula, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : The Vistula was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : The Vistula voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
- : The Vistula withdrew its endorsement from The Experimental Ideas of McMasterdonia.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Republic of Pazair.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Democratic Republic of Kobagia.
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