The E-Democracy Free Trade Zone of The Victonian League is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Conrad von Hohenstaufen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.71 billion Victonois hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victonerstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Victonois economy, worth a remarkable 7,063 trillion Victon Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 398,846 Victon Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Victonois citizenship in droves, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. The Victonian League's national animal is the Puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Victonian League is ranked 1,445^th in the world and 66^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 297 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.