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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,460thMost Devout: 5,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,933rd
The Not A Raider of
Father Knows Best State
Everyone expects the Varanian Inquisition
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Varanian Inquisition

Population7.583 billion

CurrencyObject Permanence
AnimalQuestion Mark

The Not A Raider of The Varanian Inquisition is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.583 billion Varanian Inquisitiors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Varanian Inquisitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Object Permanences a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 140,057 Object Permanences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Varanian Inquisitiors caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, the Finance Ministry has gone into meltdown upon hearing the price to avoid nuclear disaster, opening doors for ladies is never seen as misogynistic, and disaster victims are viewed with disdain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Varanian Inquisition's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Varanian Inquisition is ranked 150,565th in the world and 2nd in Kingly Heathens Asserting Neighborliness for Most Stationary, with 159.10373150688 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,460thTop
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Most Devout: 5,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,933rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,401stNudest: 10,528thMost Efficient Economies: 11,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,318thLowest Crime Rates: 13,955thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,014thLargest Black Market: 17,022ndLargest Governments: 17,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,229thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,075thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 26,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,840thMost Patriotic: 26,847thHighest Economic Output: 27,864thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 29,355th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, opening doors for ladies is never seen as misogynistic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, the Finance Ministry has gone into meltdown upon hearing the price to avoid nuclear disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, Varanian Inquisitiors caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, voting is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : The Varanian Inquisition was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, polite commuters on the The Varanian Inquisition City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in The Varanian Inquisition, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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