by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,958thMost Influential: 4,377thMost Patriotic: 4,654th
The Holy Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Victory or Valhalla
High King Björn Wolves-Bane
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Valhallan League

Population5.991 billion

LeaderHigh King Björn Wolves-Bane
FaithChristian Neo-Paganism


The Holy Kingdom of The Valhallan League is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High King Björn Wolves-Bane with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.991 billion Valhallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgard. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valhallan Leaguean economy, worth 850 trillion Pints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,922 Pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Valhallan League's national animal is the Blood-Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Neo-Paganism.

The Valhallan League is ranked 55,966th in the world and 71st in The United Federations for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.74 bananas ingested per day.

Most Armed: 3,958thMost Influential: 4,377thMost Patriotic: 4,654thRudest Citizens: 6,874thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,746thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,516thMost Cultured: 8,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,119thLargest Retail Industry: 11,426thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,477thLargest Mining Sector: 13,591stMost Developed: 13,614thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,941stHighest Average Incomes: 16,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,167thSmartest Citizens: 16,178thMost Secular: 17,246thMost Efficient Economies: 18,084thHighest Food Quality: 18,272ndHighest Drug Use: 18,681stMost Stationary: 19,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,126thHighest Economic Output: 23,176thLowest Crime Rates: 23,499th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the region

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