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Largest Retail Industry: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndLargest Gambling Industry: 48th
The Nomadic Peoples of
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Barbeque the homeless
Influence
Powerbroker
Cool Person
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Utes

Population11.014 billion

CapitalGambiniland
LeaderBender - First of His Name
FaithThe Lack Thereof

CurrencyInvisible Sanddollar
AnimalRobert

The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.014 billion Utesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,211 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 563,988 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Robertball players cannot remember their lineup position, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 7,688th in the world and 2nd in Hollow Point for Most Influential, scoring 7,858 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndLargest Gambling Industry: 48thRudest Citizens: 100thMost Subsidized Industry: 194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 216thHighest Average Incomes: 216thFattest Citizens: 225thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 245thMost Efficient Economies: 301stMost Rebellious Youth: 309thLargest Black Market: 354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 362ndHighest Crime Rates: 376thMost Armed: 521stHighest Poor Incomes: 526thMost Inclusive: 528thLargest Publishing Industry: 585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 597thMost Avoided: 707thMost Advanced Public Education: 731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 954thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,243rdMost Cultured: 1,370thHighest Drug Use: 1,487thLargest Governments: 1,647thSmartest Citizens: 1,679thHighest Food Quality: 1,737thHighest Economic Output: 1,763rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,083rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,223rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,280thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,879thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,308thNicest Citizens: 6,457thMost Influential: 7,688thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,767thMost Devout: 8,871stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,778thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,509thMost Stationary: 17,488thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,276thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,630thMost Politically Free: 25,751st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, concussed Robertball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, the new Robert Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, nano-Roberts are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers.

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