Population | 32.199 billion |
Capital | NorthPort |
Leader | ChairBear of the High Council |
Faith | One Plus Seven or Urrsarhtru |
Currency | golden thaler |
Animal | hare |
The Free Land of The Ursine Northlands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ChairBear of the High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.199 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NorthPort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Northlander Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 6,882 trillion golden thalers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,761 golden thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 658,004 per year while the poor average 53,647, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.
Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (The Ursine Northlands has found 7 easter eggs), the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown. The Ursine Northlands's national animal is the hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven or Urrsarhtru.
The Ursine Northlands is ranked 54,380th in the world and 20th in International Democratic Union for Nudest, with 204.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Ursine Northlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : The Ursine Northlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : The Ursine Northlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : The Ursine Northlands's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : The Ursine Northlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Ursine Northlands, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : The Ursine Northlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Ursine Northlands's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Ursine Northlands's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Ursine Northlands's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".