Population | 27.531 billion |
Capital | NorthPort |
Leader | Chairbear of the High Council |
Faith | One Plus Seven or Urrsarhtru |
Currency | golden thaler |
Animal | hare |
The Free Land of The Ursine Northlands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.531 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NorthPort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Northlander Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 5,538 trillion golden thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 201,171 golden thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,683 per year while the poor average 44,927, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.
Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-golden thaler treacle machine, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering. Crime is totally unknown. The Ursine Northlands's national animal is the hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven or Urrsarhtru.
The Ursine Northlands is ranked 69,779th in the world and 15th in International Democratic Union for Most Extreme, scoring 26.42 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Ursine Northlands, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering.
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The Ursine Northlands, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in
The Ursine Northlands, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-golden thaler treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in
The Ursine Northlands, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
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The Ursine Northlands, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
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The Ursine Northlands, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
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The Ursine Northlands, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
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The Ursine Northlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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The Ursine Northlands, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
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The Ursine Northlands, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.