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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,245th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,778th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,960th
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
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The Upper Balkans

Population1.18 billion

LeaderMilitary Junta

CurrencyBalkanese Franc

The Revolutionary Military Junta of The Upper Balkans is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Military Junta with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed population of 1.18 billion Balkanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benguela. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Balkanese economy, worth 109 trillion Balkanese Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 92,726 Balkanese Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Upper Balkans's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Upper Balkans is ranked 22,104th in the world and 5th in The Hope Federation for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 76.4 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,245thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,300thHealthiest Citizens: 14,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,537thLowest Crime Rates: 15,742nd

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