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Most Income Equality: 2,591stSafest: 10,818thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,547th
The Paris Cemetery Performance of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Wait until the war's over and we're both a little older
Jim Morrison
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
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Economy
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The Unknown Soldier

Population9.936 billion

CapitalParis
LeaderJim Morrison
FaithPoetry

Currencybottle of liquor
AnimalDoors

The Paris Cemetery Performance of The Unknown Soldier is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Morrison with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 9.936 billion Unknown Soldiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant The Unknown Soldier economy, worth 78.8 trillion bottles of liquor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 7,930 bottles of liquor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the nation is completely gun-free, warning signs caution Unknown Soldiers where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unknown Soldier's national animal is the Doors, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poetry.

The Unknown Soldier is ranked 76,611th in the world and 1st in Mercenary Army for Most Authoritarian, with 788.58 milliStalins.

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5%
Most Income Equality: 2,591stSafest: 10,818thTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 13,547thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,513thMost Pacifist: 18,445thMost Stationary: 18,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,082nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Unknown Soldier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unknown Soldier, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unknown Soldier, warning signs caution Unknown Soldiers where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : The Unknown Soldier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unknown Soldier, the nation is completely gun-free.
  • : The Unknown Soldier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unknown Soldier, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unknown Soldier, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : The Unknown Soldier's influence in Mercenary Army rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : The Unknown Soldier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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