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Most Income Equality: 9,257thSafest: 9,612thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,825th
The Last Tango Delta in Paris of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Wait until the war's over and we're both a little older
Jim Morrison
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The Unknown Soldier

Population13.596 billion

LeaderJim Morrison

Currencybottle of liquor

The Last Tango Delta in Paris of The Unknown Soldier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jim Morrison with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.596 billion Unknown Soldiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish The Unknown Soldier economy, worth 375 trillion bottles of liquor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 27,625 bottles of liquor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, Jim Morrison's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, workers have seized control of the economy, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unknown Soldier's national animal is the Doors, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poetry.

The Unknown Soldier is ranked 44,003rd in the world and 2nd in Mercenary Army for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Income Equality: 9,257thSafest: 9,612thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,825thTop
Most Stationary: 13,877thMost Pacifist: 17,406thLargest Populations: 22,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,870th

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