The Paris Cemetery Performance of The Unknown Soldier is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Morrison with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 9.936 billion Unknown Soldiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant The Unknown Soldier economy, worth 78.8 trillion bottles of liquor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 7,930 bottles of liquor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the nation is completely gun-free, warning signs caution Unknown Soldiers where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unknown Soldier's national animal is the Doors, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poetry.

The Unknown Soldier is ranked 76,611^th in the world and 1^st in Mercenary Army for Most Authoritarian, with 788.58 milliStalins.