The Paris Cemetery Performance of The Unknown Soldier is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Morrison with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 11.613 billion Unknown Soldiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant The Unknown Soldier economy, worth 97.6 trillion bottles of liquor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 8,408 bottles of liquor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unknown Soldier's national animal is the Doors, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poetry.

The Unknown Soldier is ranked 211,318^th in the world and 2^nd in Mercenary Army for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -7.29 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.