by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5thMost Secular: 30thMost Rebellious Youth: 68th
The Experimental Technocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mottos are bad for you
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The University Project

Population38.662 billion

LeaderPresident Evil

Currencyoral favor
Animalscholarly dragonfly

The Experimental Technocracy of The University Project is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Evil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.662 billion Earthlings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terran economy, worth an astonishing 10,507 trillion oral favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,783 oral favors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, auditors are gutting every governmental department, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The University Project's national animal is the scholarly dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The University Project is ranked 293,022nd in the world and 6,419th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5thMost Secular: 30thMost Rebellious Youth: 68thHealthiest Citizens: 199thSmartest Citizens: 224thLongest Average Lifespans: 280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529thMost Cultured: 871stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,327thLargest Populations: 1,513thMost Efficient Economies: 1,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,990thTop
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Best Weather: 3,132ndRudest Citizens: 4,226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,302ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,415thLargest Governments: 7,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,948thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,118thMost Income Equality: 20,847thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 27,085th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 110th in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 306th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 450th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 487th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 567th in the regionNudest: 576th in the regionMost Income Equality: 578th in the regionMost Armed: 594th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, President Evil lives life on the open road - complete with groupies.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The University Project, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.

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