The Vyzadir Vexika Aeterna of The United Vex Imperium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aeterna Empress Arianus IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 5.101 billion Vex have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vexika Kinta. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vex economy, worth 871 trillion Vex Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,880 Vex Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The United Vex Imperium as a reminder of their "special relationship", voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Vex Imperium's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Vex Imperium is ranked 44,224^th in the world and 2,141^st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 56.61 Effective Tax Rate.