The Pigeon Kanzler of The United Vex Imperium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arianus with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 7.577 billion Vex have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vexika Kinta. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vex economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Vex Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,104 Vex Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Vex Imperium's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Vex Imperium is ranked 126,992^nd in the world and 92^nd in Hartfelden for Most Politically Free, scoring 41.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.