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Safest: 4,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,113thBest Weather: 5,326th
The Free land of
Democratic Socialists
The good will of the people is good
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The United Sufferes

Population1.078 billion

CapitalSuffered
LeaderJoe Papa

CurrencyKapo
AnimalBear

The Free land of The United Sufferes is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joe Papa with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.078 billion Sufferesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffered. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Sufferesian economy, worth 90.6 trillion Kapoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,019 Kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Sufferes's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Sufferes is ranked 184,494th in the world and 27th in The Sportsbook for Largest Black Market, with 15.5 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 4,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,113thBest Weather: 5,326thMost Pacifist: 5,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,113thMost Inclusive: 8,859thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,886thHealthiest Citizens: 8,942ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,964thNicest Citizens: 9,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,265thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,761stLargest Governments: 17,948thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,587thSmartest Citizens: 21,891st
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The United Sufferes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Sufferes, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Sufferes, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Sufferes, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : The United Sufferes was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The United Sufferes, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : The United Sufferes was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : The United Sufferes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Sufferes, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Sufferes, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.

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