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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,252ndMost Influential: 2,052ndNudest: 3,490th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Can't Stop Progress
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The United States of Uzistan

Population1.23 billion

CapitalUnderground city
LeaderRiley Horvath


The Dictatorship of The United States of Uzistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Riley Horvath with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.23 billion Uzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground city. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uzian economy, worth 72.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,270 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Uzistan's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United States of Uzistan is ranked 60,409th in the world and 3,079th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,634.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,252ndMost Influential: 2,052ndTop
Nudest: 3,490thMost Authoritarian: 7,663rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,362ndMost Conservative: 15,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,489thBest Weather: 17,030th
Nudest: 149th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 417th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 549th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 644th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 646th in the regionMost Influential: 713th in the regionLargest Black Market: 713th in the regionMost Extreme: 757th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 852nd in the regionMost Conservative: 913th in the regionBest Weather: 918th in the region

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