The United States of The United States of The United State is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 79 million United States of The United Stateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United States of The United Statean economy, worth 3.37 trillion Joeys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,697 Joeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, anyone interested in the stock market is investigated, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of The United State's national animal is the combat wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United States of The United State is ranked 166,375^th in the world and 25^th in Montressos for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 858.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.