by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,965th Most Influential: 6,671st Largest Welfare Programs: 8,349th
The Dictatorship of
Authoritarian Democracy
Long live somalia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Socialist Republic Of Somalia

Population1.376 billion

LeaderHamsa Mohamed

CurrencySomali shilling

The Dictatorship of The United Socialist Republic Of Somalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hamsa Mohamed with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.376 billion Somalis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Somali economy, worth 132 trillion Somali shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,237 Somali shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Somali shillings are being poured into a space program, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and Hamsa Mohamed is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Socialist Republic Of Somalia's national animal is the Leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Islam.

The United Socialist Republic Of Somalia is ranked 142,912th in the world and 7,744th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.8 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,965thMost Influential: 6,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,349thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,795thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,124thMost Devout: 10,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,826thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,738thLowest Crime Rates: 15,222ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,660th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 304th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 364th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 385th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionMost Devout: 446th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 602nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 609th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 622nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 667th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 729th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 748th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 810th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 839th in the region

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