The Confederacy of The United Republics of Texas is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.829 billion Texans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plano. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Republics of Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Freedoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,232 Freedoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military training in The United Republics of Texas emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The United Republics of Texas's national animal is the Hammer of Justice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Republics of Texas is ranked 7,569^th in the world and 25^th in Texas for Rudest Citizens, with 117.81 Insults Per Minute.