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The United Republics of Texas

Population9.829 billion


AnimalHammer of Justice

The Confederacy of The United Republics of Texas is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.829 billion Texans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plano. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Republics of Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Freedoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,232 Freedoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military training in The United Republics of Texas emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The United Republics of Texas's national animal is the Hammer of Justice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Republics of Texas is ranked 7,569th in the world and 25th in Texas for Rudest Citizens, with 117.81 Insults Per Minute.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,757thFattest Citizens: 3,292ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,462ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,765thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,955thHighest Crime Rates: 3,957thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,623rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,683rdMost Influential: 6,463rdRudest Citizens: 7,569thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,789thMost Stationary: 9,131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,990thMost Armed: 10,772ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,555thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,224thLargest Retail Industry: 13,725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,342ndLargest Black Market: 16,498thHighest Average Incomes: 17,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,876thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,894thMost Politically Free: 21,059thMost Cultured: 21,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,769thSmartest Citizens: 22,853rd
Most Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » NewTexas, Ewing Oil Co, Lichian, Tishanda, Greater United Texas, Safj, and Studly Penguins.

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