The Confederacy of The United Republics of Texas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.273 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Republics of Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Freedoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,319 Freedoms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,162 per year while the poor average 36,681, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Military training in The United Republics of Texas emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The United Republics of Texas's national animal is the Hammer of Justice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Republics of Texas is ranked 15,097^th in the world and 38^th in Texas for Highest Average Incomes, with 143,319.6 Standard Monetary Units.