The Republic of The united republican democratic states is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.514 billion united republican democratic statesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving united republican democratic statesian economy, worth 149 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 98,778 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. The united republican democratic states's national animal is the roundworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The united republican democratic states is ranked 20,304^th in the world and 597^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 61.33 quips per hour.