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Longest Average Lifespans: 5,620thLowest Crime Rates: 5,649thMost Developed: 6,144th
The Federal Provinces of
Democratic Socialists
Yeet is better than Yoink
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Provinces of Yeettopia

Population5.804 billion

LeaderJake vo Yeet


The Federal Provinces of The United Provinces of Yeettopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jake vo Yeet with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The humorless population of 5.804 billion Yeettopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeettopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeettopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Yeets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,859 Yeets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Provinces of Yeettopia's national animal is the Yeet-Yeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wansulism.

The United Provinces of Yeettopia is ranked 7,094th in the world and 4th in The Democratika for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 483.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Longest Average Lifespans: 5,620thLowest Crime Rates: 5,649thMost Developed: 6,144thHealthiest Citizens: 6,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,604thLargest Governments: 6,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,094thSmartest Citizens: 7,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,949thBest Weather: 10,094thMost Secular: 10,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,366thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,436thMost Inclusive: 12,770thHighest Food Quality: 12,811thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,524thHighest Average Incomes: 14,216thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,690thMost Efficient Economies: 24,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,534thSafest: 26,211th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

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