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Most Primitive: 2,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,315thMost Influential: 2,924th
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The United Pitcairn Islands

Population2.511 billion

LeaderCharlene Warren-Peu

CurrencyPitcairn Islands dollar
AnimalHenderson crake

The Federal Republic of The United Pitcairn Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlene Warren-Peu with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.511 billion United Pitcairn Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamstown. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Pitcairn Islander economy, worth 211 trillion Pitcairn Islands dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,216 Pitcairn Islands dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Pitcairn Islands's national animal is the Henderson crake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Pitcairn Islands is ranked 70,108th in the world and 3,307th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 50.97 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Primitive: 2,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,315thTop
Most Influential: 2,924thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,261stMost Devout: 6,756thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,566thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,227thSafest: 21,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,579thBest Weather: 23,306th
Most Primitive: 59th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 136th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 353rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 510th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 657th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 715th in the regionBest Weather: 717th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 785th in the regionSafest: 793rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 902nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 917th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 961st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,001st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,056th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,058th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,063rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,070th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,082nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,203rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,228th in the region

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