The ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 of The United Peoples of Centrism is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Noam Chomsky with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.347 billion Centrists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist economy, worth 708 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,967 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Central City Times is sold out, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, billions of Dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Blue-Footed Booby Nebula, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Peoples of Centrism's national animal is the Blue-Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Absurdism.

The United Peoples of Centrism is ranked 230,572^nd in the world and 773^rd in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.