The Faceless Bureaucrat of The United Peoples of Centrism is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noam Chomsky with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.74 billion Centrists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central City. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist economy, worth 377 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,735 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown. The United Peoples of Centrism's national animal is the Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Absurdism.

The United Peoples of Centrism is ranked 201,267^th in the world and 1,033^rd in Europeia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -10 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.