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The United Nations of Kvenland

Population6.667 billion

LeaderErthur III Fjorn

CurrencyKvenish Ruble
AnimalAires Ram

The People's Kingdom of The United Nations of Kvenland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Erthur III Fjorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.667 billion Kvens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kemi. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kvenish economy, worth 918 trillion Kvenish Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,759 Kvenish Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, happiness is all being miserable together, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Nations of Kvenland's national animal is the Aires Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomenusko.

The United Nations of Kvenland is ranked 22,865th in the world and 36th in Thalassia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.25 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,270thRudest Citizens: 2,415thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,476thMost Influential: 5,478thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,284thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,691stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,034thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,985thSmartest Citizens: 10,860thMost Developed: 11,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,853rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,523rdMost Cultured: 14,127thHighest Drug Use: 15,122ndMost Inclusive: 15,322ndMost Secular: 15,519thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,374thHighest Average Incomes: 17,326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,409thNicest Citizens: 18,954thMost Efficient Economies: 19,092ndHighest Economic Output: 20,265thSafest: 20,607thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,844thLowest Crime Rates: 22,865th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the region

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