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Most Efficient Economies: 585th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,811th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,039th
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The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis

Population12.968 billion

CapitalCair Paravell
LeaderHM Queen Elizabeth II


The Constitutional Monarchy of The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HM Queen Elizabeth II with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.968 billion Zacks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cair Paravell. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient zack economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Rupees a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 162,892 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis is ranked 155,246th in the world and 23rd in Esamir for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 585thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,781stSafest: 3,113thLowest Crime Rates: 3,180thMost Pacifist: 3,268thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,486thLargest Governments: 3,615thMost Developed: 3,882ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,352ndMost Inclusive: 4,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,472ndHighest Economic Output: 4,508thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,547thMost Cultured: 5,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,574thBest Weather: 5,606thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,700thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,964thNicest Citizens: 6,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,382ndSmartest Citizens: 7,203rdMost Stationary: 7,598thMost Influential: 7,922ndTop
Largest Populations: 9,423rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,619thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,251stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,074thMost Secular: 16,539th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

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