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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311thMost Devout: 358th
The 天主教的毛主义人民共和国 of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The United Kindom under Socialist Rule

Population11.456 billion



The 天主教的毛主义人民共和国 of The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 毛主义共产党 with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.456 billion Maoists love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 圣玛丽人民公社. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Maoist economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion 共产爱s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,172 共产爱s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", the official Maoist Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (The United Kindom under Socialist Rule has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Kindom under Socialist Rule's national animal is the 猫仔, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 爱国天主教会.

The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is ranked 213,516th in the world and 740th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -27.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311thMost Devout: 358thMost Pacifist: 371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Influential: 410thLargest Welfare Programs: 488thMost Compassionate Citizens: 518thNicest Citizens: 620thMost Advanced Public Education: 734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 899thBest Weather: 920thMost Beautiful Environments: 980thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,135thMost Developed: 1,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,267thLargest Governments: 1,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,356thLowest Crime Rates: 1,418thMost Inclusive: 1,746thHealthiest Citizens: 1,869thHighest Food Quality: 1,874thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,314thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,392ndSafest: 2,466thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,622ndSmartest Citizens: 2,761stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,832ndMost Cultured: 3,327thMost Efficient Economies: 3,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,559thHighest Average Incomes: 7,067thHighest Economic Output: 7,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,613thTop
Most Politically Free: 15,867thMost Income Equality: 17,183rd
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the region

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