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Most Devout: 318th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 696th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 817th
The Parliamentary Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Salus populi suprema lex esto!
Chancellor Felix Jokerst
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Empire of New Missouri

Population8.528 billion

CapitalSainte Genevieve
LeaderChancellor Felix Jokerst
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMissourian Dollar
AnimalBluebird

The Parliamentary Democracy of The United Empire of New Missouri is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Felix Jokerst with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.528 billion New Missourians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sainte Genevieve. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Missourian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion Missourian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,636 Missourian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 605,556 per year while the poor average 40,564, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Hell is not always other people, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Empire of New Missouri's national animal is the Bluebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The United Empire of New Missouri is ranked 4,376th in the world and 3rd in Right to Life for Most Primitive, scoring 104.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Devout: 318thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 696thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 817thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,755thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,861stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,383rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,622ndRudest Citizens: 2,665thMost Influential: 2,862ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,005thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,443rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,480thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,678thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,962ndMost Primitive: 4,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,513thMost Armed: 7,092ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,263rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,459thMost Cultured: 7,544thHighest Average Incomes: 7,566thMost Avoided: 8,019thHighest Economic Output: 8,075thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,024thMost Efficient Economies: 13,677th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the region

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