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Most Compassionate Citizens: 186th Nicest Citizens: 189th Most Inclusive: 190th
The Tri-Nation Area of
Democratic Socialists
Three is greater than one
Influence
Power
Founder / President
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The United Czechippines

Population5.734 billion

CapitalPrague
LeaderAG
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalPhilippine Eagle

The Tri-Nation Area of The United Czechippines is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by AG with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.734 billion Czechlipinoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechippine economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,034 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown. The United Czechippines's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The United Czechippines is ranked 129,253rd in the world and 4th in Elemental Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 26.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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1%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 186thNicest Citizens: 189thMost Inclusive: 190thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 343rdMost Pacifist: 345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 350thMost Developed: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 545thLeast Corrupt Governments: 551stMost Beautiful Environments: 614thBest Weather: 651stMost Cultured: 700thLargest Publishing Industry: 711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 837thHealthiest Citizens: 957thSafest: 960thHighest Poor Incomes: 962ndSmartest Citizens: 1,025thLargest Governments: 1,513thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,027thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,896thHighest Average Incomes: 3,015thLowest Crime Rates: 3,028thMost Efficient Economies: 7,148thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,580thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,828thMost Stationary: 14,467th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, the Czechippine Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, Air The United Czechippines is rumored to receive more government funding than the Czechippine Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Czechippines, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

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