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Rudest Citizens: 4,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,549th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
God, Homeland, Liberty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The United Conservative Provinces

Population3.468 billion

LeaderMarc Rogers


The Republic of The United Conservative Provinces is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marc Rogers with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.468 billion Provincians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tilten. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Provincian economy, worth 352 trillion Prauves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,563 Prauves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,517 per year while the poor average 25,039, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, and the industries of The United Conservative Provinces are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The United Conservative Provinces's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Conservative Provinces is ranked 79,007th in the world and 60th in The League of Conservative Nations for Safest, scoring 86.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 4,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,549thFattest Citizens: 7,737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,858thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,917thLargest Mining Sector: 11,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,592ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,885th
Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

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