The Republic of The United Confederacy of Texas is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President David Beckham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.277 billion Texans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlington. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 2,805 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,282 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", many friends and relatives of President David Beckham have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and President David Beckham is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime is totally unknown. The United Confederacy of Texas's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.

The United Confederacy of Texas is ranked 10,048^th in the world and 2^nd in The Phoenix Concordat for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 84.14 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.