The Republic of The United Confederacy of Texas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President David Beckham with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.593 billion Texans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlington. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 3,486 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,091 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime is totally unknown. The United Confederacy of Texas's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.

The United Confederacy of Texas is ranked 219,718^th in the world and 9^th in The Phoenix Concordat for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.