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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 417thHealthiest Citizens: 487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 524th
The Panhuman Social Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
E stēllīs lībertās
President Daniel Hosten
Influence
Instigator
The Motherland of Mankind
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Colonies of Earth

Population16.601 billion

CapitalMars
LeaderPresident Daniel Hosten
FaithLiberal Humanocentrism

CurrencyColonial dollar
AnimalHuman

The Panhuman Social Democracy of The United Colonies of Earth is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Daniel Hosten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.601 billion Colonists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mars. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Panhuman economy, worth a remarkable 3,766 trillion Colonial dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,893 Colonial dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, t-shirts displaying a photo of President Daniel Hosten performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Colonies of Earth's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Liberal Humanocentrism.

The United Colonies of Earth is ranked 609th in the world and 1st in UCE Puppets for Longest Average Lifespans, with 97.74 years.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 417thHealthiest Citizens: 487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 524thLongest Average Lifespans: 609thMost Cultured: 619thMost Rebellious Youth: 631stHighest Food Quality: 821stLargest Welfare Programs: 896thNicest Citizens: 919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 939thMost Compassionate Citizens: 951stSafest: 1,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,037thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,046thMost Inclusive: 1,220thLargest Governments: 1,280thLowest Crime Rates: 1,359thBest Weather: 1,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,782ndSmartest Citizens: 1,869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,493rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,699thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,777thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,947thHighest Economic Output: 5,319thMost Patriotic: 6,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,826thHighest Average Incomes: 7,203rdMost Secular: 8,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,622ndMost Developed: 11,069thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,965thMost Income Equality: 17,525thLargest Populations: 23,157th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, t-shirts displaying a photo of President Daniel Hosten performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Colonies of Earth, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.

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